The Child Averse Sperm Donor
“Coochie-coochie-coo!” someone was carrying on in falsetto the other day during my weekly visit with Tori and Kelly’s daughter. Really, coochie-coo? Could you be more contrived? “Whose got your nose!” the voice exclaimed next, at an even higher pitch. I was mid-eye-roll before realizing, to my mortification, that it was I who was emitting these horrible noises. It was I who had her nose.